Soft Vore/Hard Vore

I don't even know how to start this post, so let's just get right into it.

It's going to be a doozy.

VORE

To quote WikiFur: Vorarephilia (or vore^[1][2]) is a fetish and paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten, eating another, or watching this process.^[3] The fantasy may include digestion, painless or otherwise. The word is derived from the Latin vorare (to 'swallow' or 'devour') and the Ancient Greek φιλία (philia, 'love'). 

Although most of the information I am going to present you on this subject is by or about Furries, let it be known that this is not a subculture limited to Furdom. Furries just have a tendency to be more accepting as a culture in general, so Vore thrives in their world.

Now, there is going to be a lot of text in this post, because this subject deserves to be explained well.  Oh don't worry, your brain will still melt.  I just want it to be better informed while melting.

Two Courses To Every Meal:

In the world of Vore, you are either Predator or Prey.  Like BDSM, you can eat or be eaten (pun very much intended.)

For either party, digestion may or may not be a part of the fantasy and it may or may not be painful. From what I gathered in my brief research, most Vore imagery seems to be without digestion.  It's more like being a baby in the womb.

Sort Vore:

Soft vore describes scenarios where prey is consumed alive and whole, often without being harmed before reaching the stomach. Because of its usually non-violent nature, soft vore is commonly regarded as more sensual and sexually oriented. Willing or unwilling prey in soft vore prey are either digested, asphyxiated, or simply held inside the stomach. Some vorarephiles who derive pleasure from watching animals eat other animals enjoy watching snakes eating, this is because they usually swallow their prey whole, a major element in soft vore

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Hard Vore:

Hard vore describes scenarios where prey is subjected to injuries of being ripped and chewed. This type of vore involves cutting, biting, tearing and usually also involves blood. Although inherently there is no sexual characteristic to these portrayals, to someone with a vore fetish, they could be taken in a sexual context. Hard vore has sometimes been referred to as "gore" to separate it from soft vore.^[6]

 

Gts Vore - Watch a funny movie here

But Vore isn't all srs bizness.

No.

Because there is...

COCK VORE!!!

VAGINAL VORE!!!
ANAL VORE!!!

Being a fantasy, any orifice may be thought of as capable of vore, but it's really just adding a body part to the word vore. This incorrect use of the word vore is now common place. Examples of this well known twisting of the word vore are the "genital vore" scenarios, which includes unbirth. Unbirthing involves being consumed by the vagina and taking refuge in the woman's womb,^[8] which is simply a "reverse birth" and, in a pure sense, can only be done by a female. It is sometimes referred to as "Female Genital Vore" or "vaginal vore." Others think of it as a mutual, erotic and consensual activity with no injury to the sexual partners involved — in that case it is not considered a form of vore.^[8]

 

That is supposed to be an Orca Whale btw.  On land.  With breasts. And legs.

I dunno.

"Male Genital Vore," commonly called cock vore, refers to being consumed by the penis.^[9] This involves the urethral opening at the top of the penis, after which they are pulled down the urethra to the predator's scrotum, in which prey is absorbed, digested, or turned into semen (sometimes known as "cum vore") and ejaculated. A lesser known variant involves the prey to be taken to the prostate for conversion to semen, or to the bladder for storage or digestion.^[10]

 

Not well known, Anal vore describes being consumed by the anus.^[11] In common scenarios, prey consumed through anal vore is often drawn up through the digestive tract to the stomach where they are digested in a normal fashion. Such is not always the case, as the prey may simply remain in the rectum of the predator for a varying length of time.

Of course, Anal Vore comes with video:

The guy below refers to his anus as "Char-rump" because everything bad always leads back to Pokemon:

I like how he narrates you through it all.  So soothing.

Most vorarephiles are aware of the inherent silliness of their fetish, and are largely uninterested in the idea of cannibalism.

But not above putting plastic dinosaurs in their buttholes.

TOMORROW ON THIS LIL PORNOMINE:

Action Pants.

Cummunion

Whether you believe in life on other planets or not, people seem to agree on one thing:

When Aliens finally arrive on Earth, they are going to fuck our brains out.

There is apparently nothing more to be gained from the human race than vagina. Well, that's how most humans feel too, so there may be some truth to that.

The cool thing about Aliens is that no matter what their genitals are like, they are completely adaptable to the human vagina.  And vice versa!

"He placed his cock deep inside her, resting against her cervix and then, he pushed hard.  His dick went completely out of view, well inside her womb and eliciting a loud groan from the female as she felt the big phallus burying deep within her belly"

Another interesting thing about Alien and human anatomy is that when n Alien ejaculates, it is so powerful that it easily shoots out of the human mouth, yet causes them no harm.  And it tastes good too!

 

"Carol was so overthrown (?) by the delicious taste that she didn't notice a silent creature, a flagora, moving behind her"

Boys, don't fret, not all Aliens are straight:

The best way to prepare yourself for your inevitable Alien rape, is to get yourself used to the idea of inter-planetary fucking, like so:

Ladies, don't worry, we have you covered too, as demonstrated by this gentleman:

Okay yeah, I'm not 100% that's an alien on that dildo but... OH MY GOD DID HE JUST PEE???

(btw I read the comments on that last video and this one made me lol: "I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOUR VIDEO!!! why u dont cum? why you just pee? have you experienced cumming or what?" Why cum when you can just pee?  Although I worry about him pissing so close to the camera.)

I think with education, a bit of luck, and a lot of vaginal stretching, you too can find yourself in a loving relationship with an alien who will probably perforate your uterus until you bleed to death and die.

Awwww.....

TOMORROW ON THIS LIL PORNO MINE:

Monster Vore - The funniest bloopers are right here

SEXY.

Hit Me Baby One More Time!

Britney Spears Porn

MEGA POST!!!!!

Have you guys heard the new Britney Spears song, "3"?

Well.. it's about threesomes, and in my opinion, double penetration:

I'm pretty sure at one point she says "Gettin' down with DP" but that's just me...

(by the way, this is a video of Francois Sagat, the peacock zombie from this post singing "Gimme More" by Britney Spears.  we have come full circle)

Anyway, Britney Spears doing something that pushes the envelope of conservative sexuality is not anything new or even post-worthy, but it did get me thinking:

Have you guys ever considered the sheer volume of Britney Spears porn out there?

It ranges for mildly disturbing to downright hilarious, and frankly, if all this shit existed online about me, I'd go crazy and shave my head too.

I know that being famous you basically forfeit your right to privacy and that Internet is a free forum and all that, and I am aware that any one of us could have our faces badly photoshopped onto some hardcore porn... but I don't think some of these would ever happen to just anyone:

LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS TO SHOW YOU HER BUTTHOLE!

This is what I think "3" is about.

One way to cover up your terrible photoshop skills.

Horrifying because I'm pretty sure that face photo is from when she was 16 or 17. Blech...

This one isn't so bad.  If she had ever broken down and done Playboy it might've looked like this one and the next two.

 

And if she had ever done Hustler it would've looked like this.

This one will always be my favorite.  I have posted it before and it still makes me laugh hysterically.

This one has that detached Real Doll effect where she just looks all dead in the eyes, not that she doesn't often look that way normally, but you know what I mean.

This... I don't even know.

See?  I just showed you all of those and that isn't even scraping the top of the barrel of badly manipulated nudes. You never took nudes in your youth for fear that they would end up online and your future children may see...well imagine if website after website just went ahead and did it for you.

But those are just pictures! Thankfully no one has CGI'd her head onto an existing porn video (yet) but there are also a couple of interesting videos dedicated to dear Britney:

Be warned, the video above is boring as fuck.  Watch 30 secs and you've seen the whole thing.

Don't you just want to tell him Britney can't hear him?

But lest you think that all videos about Britney are just boring, bad quality jerk off videos, I now present to you...

BRITNEY REARS 2: I WANNA GET LAID

So that's my Britney Spears Porn Mega Porn Post.  I hope you laughed, cried, cringed, and got out with a full head of hair.

Photoshop for fun and profit

Do you have photoshop, or any other photo editing program?

If so, what do you use it for?

If your answer was: "Why, I use to it badly splice the heads of celebrities on naked bodies that are clearly not their own," then I want to talk to you.

One reason is because some of you are fucking AMAZING AT IT and I want to know how much money something like this photo below will make you:




And the other reason is because I consider myself a half decent photoshopper, and I think I could do a better job than some of you are doing.

FOR EXAMPLE:












LOL

Reader's Choice

I occasionally receive topic suggestions from my readers, which are ALWAYS welcome. (Although, you guys can all lay off on the she-male suggestions. I would like a day to go by without she-male porn in my inbox...but really, who wouldn't?)

And while all topic suggestions are welcome, I'm not always going to post about what you think would make a good read.

Unless it's Gay Cum Farts.



I love that I have hit a point in my life where someone saw this video and thought of me. "Ah, look at that guy farting cum out of his ass...The Pron would LOVE this!" You guys are awesome, really.

Now this same person, also suggested I take a look at "The Art of The Cream Pie."

...well I do love art:



I tried searching for 'Cream Pie Art' on XTube, but that came up with nothing. So we'll have to settle for a video that boasts itself as THE BEST CREAMPIE VIDEO EVER!!!! ...with all those exclamation points.



OH GOD IS THAT WHAT THAT IS???

I hate it when I'm watching porn and I think something is one thing and it ends up being TOTALLY different. I thought a creampie (I keep accidentally typing 'creampit') was when a guy ejaculates into the slit of a girls privates... cause they call girl parts a Pie sometimes and that would be the Cream... do you follow my logic?

I've also learned a lot about what this particular reader is into: Regurgitating Semen. Mmmmm I'll never eat Cool Whip again.

The next thing our Sloppy Semen Seconds enthusiast (yeah, start commenting and you too will receive a sassy nickname based on your porno preferences!) suggested was BBWs/Chubby Chasers. I feel confident in the path that they have led me on, even though this isn't very specific.

Let's see what's been favorited most in the BBW section.

Ok, no, let's not. Cause it's a ten minute blowjob video and the girl is wearing sunglasses.





LAME!

Since you're helping me out so much today readers, can any of you tell me what STUPID EDITING PROGRAM WITH THE BLUE BACKGROUND AND WHITE FONT EVERYONE ON XTUBE IS USING???? I have such a pet peeve with that thing, mostly because it helps people make videos like this one:



Seriously, could anything be sexier than this video coupled with the "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" commentary?

The last thing Sloppy Semen Seconds With A Side Of Boob Flop suggested was for me to peek into the world of celebrity sex tapes. I was excited for this cause I heard Amy Fisher...yeah THAT Amy Fisher...just released a sex tape. But is it on XTube? Noooooo. Is it on PornoTube? Noooooo. You know what I get? This:



OMG THE SCARY PHOTOSHOPPED JENNIFER ANISTON WAS AMAZING!!!

Oh, and this tape that is supposed to be SHAINA TWAIN, but really it's just some girl fucking TO Shaina Twain.




Note to self: NEVER have sex to Shaina Twain, as it seemingly renders all participants COMATOSE!

So that's it. I'd like to thank Sloppy Semen Seconds With A Side Of Boob Flop And A Bad Selection Of Celebrity Sex Tape for their contribution to this fine entry. If there's something you'd like to see me write about, or something you want to rape my eyes with...COMMENT! :)

THE UPDATE OF EPIC FAIL

This update fails in so many ways.

No preambles, let's just get right to it:

DIGIMON CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!

hooray?



Now, uh... a horse ejaculating through a building?


click for full size

Some horrible stuff I saw on FurBid, the Furry Ebay

Male Tiger rapes Female Panther.... I wouldn't exactly call this RAPE:



Uh huh.

The artist says:

Low but dramatic color. Unique perspective and depth of field technique applied in the concept of the sketch. Treat yourself to something uncommon.

...


AND FINALLY, a few randoms I have nothing to say about:






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