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You knew this was going to happen:

BATER DONG!

I rarely, if ever, look for hilarity in solo jerk off videos. They're pretty straightforward and are hardly ever more than a minute or two long.

Then the god or succubus or whatever of porn bestows onto me this most amazing video:



Turn your audio on and prepare yourself to hear the word "penis" more times than you ever have.

These are all the things he calls his penis, and how many times he says it:

Big Penis (4 times)
Big Fat Penis
Big 'ol Fat Bull Penis
Greasy Dong (3 times)
Giant Fat Fucking Dong (2 times)
Penis Worship (3 times)
Fat Fucking Bater Dong
Big Fucking Penis (2 times)
Big Fucking Cock
Dong
Fat Dong
Hot Fucking Penis
Big Fat Giant Penis
Dong Worship
Giant Fucking Penis
Penis (a classic)
Big Cock


And let's not forget the jingle he sings ELEVEN TIMES in a four minute video:

Penis!
I beat my big fucking penis.
Penis! (repeat 10x)


ETA: SO I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO A FEW TIMES AND REALIZED A FEW THINGS:

1. HE IS SNIFFING SOMETHING OUT OF A JAR OMG WHAT IS HE SNIFFING? IF YOU KNOW, PLEASE TELL US IN THE COMMENTS

2. I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE VIDEO ON LOOP IN THE BACKGROUND IS ACTUALLY A VIDEO OF HIM WATCHING A PORN WHILE PUMPING HIS OWN DICK.

I couldn't bring myself to say "penis"

BUT YEAH, HE HAS REACHED PORN META BY MAKING A VIDEO OF HIMSELF JERKING OFF TO A VIDEO OF HIMSELF JERKING OFF TO A PORN WHILE PUMPING HIS DICK.