The First Post.

So I could've gotten all cheese ball porno pun on you and titled this first post something like, "The Cherry Pops" or "Like a Virgin", but I wanted to make sure right off the bat that you know thats not how I roll.

What I will be doing here is pretty much making fun of wacky porno clips I find on XTube or PornoTube.

Let's begin, shall we?

"Passionate Anal Pleasuring Erotic Anilingus [sic] Duet"



I had been messing about with XTube for quite awhile before I ran across these two. I have a pretty large subscriptions list, and I thought I had pretty much picked XTube clean of anything it had to offer.

I was so wrong.

There is a lot going on in the video, but the one GLARING thing about it is the soundtrack. I can see what they are going for here, a cute, clever way to show how loving Analingus can be between two people, which is fine. But something about hearing a nice soothing lullaby while watching people getting their asses licked is kind of unnerving. I don't know whether I should be sexually aroused, digusted, or sleepy.

Also, I love credits in homemade pornos. I personally have never made a homemade porno, and the main reason why is that I believe there are areas of my body that I cannot see clearly for a reason, and there is no good sense in me putting these parts of my body on a television screen. Especially in the kind of situation where I will probably be in an awkward and unflattering position, with really bad lighting. So I love it when I see people who are so comfortable with themselves that they can not only endure their own horrible porno, but they can sit through multiple viewings of it in order to edit it and throw some credits on there.

Overall, it's an ok video, considering the weird soundtrack and questionable subject matter. That's why it's important that I give you a well rounded idea of what these people are about:



Again, slightly taboo fetish to the weirdest soundtrack in the world.

Naughty MILF nurses giving blow jobs while I listen to some jazz that sounds like something off of Frasier or Sesame Street???

Like real life sex, I can only handle so much mental stimulation in my porno before it becomes less like enjoyable and more like incredibly distracting. I can't imagine anyone masturbating to this, because the music is so upbeat and jazzy I would be concentrating more on keeping the beat than getting off.

In closing, I give them an A for trying to show people who wouldn't normally be into what they're into why it can be loving and fun, but maybe next time they should try and make the sex more memorable than the soundtrack.