BBQ, Piss, and Pepsi

I'm shaking my head in disgust, readers.

This weekend I was really worried about this blog. I was worried that I was eventually going to run out of things to post about. It's been a consistent fear since this blog was born.

What I keep forgetting though, is that Porno is always going to be one step ahead of me...even if it means cooking live women over an open fire for sexual pleasure:



(Screencap. Click Link for video.)

I'm sure this is fake. I am also sure that this is too. But the question you should be asking yourself isn't whether or not this is fake, but WHYWHYWHYWHY WAS THIS MADE. WHY WERE TWO OF THESE MADE??

While we're asking questions, you might want to start asking around to find out where you too can pick up the newest issue of:



Or maybe not, after watching this video:



Here's a question: At what point during that video did you die inside?

Was it when she was rubbing her boobs in that ill-fitting halter and they got all artsy and it changed colors?
Was it when the camera panned down for the big reveal of her ugly drawstring shorts?
Was it when she peed herself?
Was it when she began touching her vag with those TALONS?
Was it when she inserted those TALONS into her vag and you closed your eyes but all you could see behind your eyelids was:
Was it when her husband came in and peed on her at the end?
Was it when she showed her pimply ass?
Was it when you realized that THROUGH IT ALL....she kept those damn shorts on?

For me, it was all of the above.

Last question:



Why?