Updates and Auctions

Hello there!

First thing I would like to do is walk you through some of the recent site changes.

1. Yes, the layout has changed.  The other one was fancier, but it loaded slowly and was hard to read so we have moved onto something simpler.  Yeah, we don't look as cool but you also won't need glasses after reading us either.  Win/Win.
2. The Subscribe feature finally works!  Yay!  
3. There is going to be more advertising. We will try to keep it as low-key as possible, as we have flirted with it in the past and it hasn't always been great.  That being said...
4. If there's something you hate/love on the site, PLEASE contact us at the email address listed there on the right.  Or comment! We seriously listen to everything you tell us, hence the recent changes.
5. From now on, there will only be one post per page.  We've heard that when more than one post with videos is on the page, is causes everything to slow down.  You can still access the previous posts through the previous posts button at the end of each page, or by using the blog archive to your right. For the latest post updates, follow us on Twitter or be our fan on Facebook
   

Finally, on behalf of myself, and everyone who contributes to This Lil Porno Mine, I would like to thank all 300,000 people (yeah!  We finally found the account infor for the sitemeter we had when we started) who have graced us with their patience and presence over the past few years.  It's almost Thanksgiving, so thank you!

Enough serious business,  let's talk about EBAY:

I know, you want to know how much that feather boa is going for.  I know that nothing else in this photo has piqued your interest.  Like any good model, she is nothing but a glorified clotheshanger for the amazing feather boa. 

Yes, for only $2.99 (plus shipping!) you can purchase this adults only boa...

I was going to get it myself, but then I scrolled down and noticed that the ad clearly stated that:

One Modeled is Not For Sale, as it went back on display on our Window Manaquin

FML I wanted THAT ONE.

Readers, I have learned that in anything remotely involving sex, amateur is ALWAYS better.  This rule totally applies to Ebay sales:

Only $10 for real cooking titties? No way!

EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON HER COMES WITH THIS AUCTION.
SHE IS READY TO INCREASE............your sales, or anything you wish!!
A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE OR A GREAT FRIEND TO JUST HANG OUT WITH.

THE WIG IS NEW AND VERY NICE, THE MANNEQUIN IS NEW. 
THE SEXY THONG IS NEW. SHE IS JUST WAITING FOR YOUR EVER COMMAND.
SHE IS REALLY LOOKING FOR A NICE HOME, AND A LOVING OWNER.

I PROMISE SHE WILL BE GOOD, AND WON'T TALK BACK TO YOU......

Don't let her get away, MAKE HER YOUR VERY OWN.

o.O .... o rly?

This auction is for a one-of-a-kind set of hand-altered, anatomically correct Barbie & Ken dolls, that includes one Ken (Ken as Legolas from LOTR) and one Barbie doll with beautiful, long, multi-colored hair. 

The handsome blond Ken doll sports nipples and full genitals.  His beautiful babe has a hair-covered opening below and nipples.  The Ken doll is brand new and only recently de-boxed prior to his 'modification.'  The Barbie is used and was only gently played with prior to her conversion.  Both of these dolls are fully articulated, which makes posing them just tons of fun!  Dolls are sold nude with no clothing or shoes.

  I have to be honest, I am kicking myself for not making anatomically altered Barbie dolls and selling them for $45 a pop in this economy.

I am Selling a barely used Lolly Doll from RSSD.

I cannot seem to enjoy this doll as she is too small for my own personal enjoyment, and have also come across some financial issues recently.
I purchased this doll on ebay for $540 and received her in the mail around a week ago, she has been used only once though with protection (condom), and has be thoroughly cleaned with both sponge bath and alcohol.


-On each side of her shoulders' there is an opening with some of the silicone skin torn off. The doll arrived this way and I have been told that they are filler holes left during the creation process.

-There is a very small rip on her anus as well in the corners of her mouth, however this had been caused simply from inspection.

-On her left arm is a hole that has been filled with a paste-like substance, which I presume is silicone repair, although it does not seem to dry. The doll arrived with this defect from the company.

-I accidentally messed up the wig that she arrived with, which is why I did not include it in these pictures. With the wig she looks like she has a bad hair day. A really, really bad hair day.

-And Finally there a few different stain markings on her that won't wash off for some reason. The first is a reddish stain on the right side of the doll, which appeared after I tried fitting a tight red Christmas dress on her. The second is a couple of black markings around her thigh area. The doll arrived with these black markings and I haven't been able to clean them off.


I knew I would find a fucking used Love Doll on here.  I didn't know I would find labial dye:

There has been nothing until now to restore the color to a woman's genital area.  This complete kit contains enough product for 20 applications.  This is a "semi-permanent" Labia Colorant and Dye System that lasts 72+ hours depending on each individuals own body chemistry.

"A total turn on for Men!"  Ladies, if your playing, hes looking!   This is Lip Color for the "other lips"!

Check out all the blogs on the internet of woman asking what they can do about returning their "Pink" back to their inner lips.  NOW THERE IS A SOLUTION!

You will receive 1 kit which contains 20 applications, easy to follow instructions and everything you need to        GET YOUR PINK BACK!

I also didn't think I would find out that a woman's skin is like bread:

This spectacular love doll is made from the revolutionary material, Silica-Urethane (Urethane Foam Rubber). It feels surprisingly almost like real skin! It is better and lighter than silicone. The softness of the Urethane foam is almost same as the soft type bread. The surface looks like human skin, having bread-like foam inside. Millions of bubbles inside the entire body makes the doll soft so that the user feels just like he embraces a woman's actual body. Certain numbers of the bubbles appears on the surface (just like breads). The user will feel it "warm" because the material reflects the user's body temperature.

 

Creepiest Description EVER


And I never...never ever ever ever ever expected to find a Talking Sheep Sex Doll:

This Talking Sheep is a blow-up sheep with action activated sound - its over a foot tall!!  Press the noise box and you get the sound of lambs in love!!  Has 2 entry holes in back for the 'animal lover'.   She's so baaaahhhh-d

Well worth the $19.25

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