I threw a swingers party and nobody came

I know no video I post is going to be as strange or fucked up as the one in my last entry. At least for awhile.

But I'm still plugging away here. I was on xtube, going through the updates on my subscriptions when I came across this video:



I didn't expect it to be anything fancy, but I watched it because the guy who posted it has a tendency to post seemingly harmless videos that end up being AMAZING. Not necessarily post-worthy, but good for a laugh nonetheless. His tastes run pretty tame..mostly amateur and mature, but lately he's been into swingers and group videos. I personally LOVE swinger and group videos for this blog, (although I haven't posted any yet really), because nothing is more awkward looking than a group of people trying to make naked twister look sexy. Not even porn stars can do it. It ALWAYS looks ridiculous.

But this video is awkward in a different way.

As it starts, you just see one couple. Most of the swingers videos this guy posts starts that way, because these are homemade and they don't have a camera crew. The audio didn't seem too odd either, because you would imagine that there's lots of people there talking...cause it's a swingers party.

Listen closely..NO ONE ELSE IS HAVING SEX AT THIS PARTY!

Once you realize that, all sorts of things happen. Or at least, they did for me and my over-active imagination. Because at one point, the music shuts off and someone yells for someone to put the music back on, and the people having sex respond with "Keep it down! People are trying to fuck over here!"

This is what I think happened:

I think the people having sex are the hosts of this party. They probably live in the midwest, and being oversexed in the midwest means one thing and one thing only: Craigslist.

They posted an ad on craigslist that probably looked like this:

OLDER COUPLE WANTS DIRTY FUCK-TOY FRIENDS - mw4MWMWMWMWMWMW - 42
Reply to: pers-45646546878545@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-05, 1:54PM PDT



If you're: Frisky, fun and love to fuck and suck with a very cool, mature -but not old couple, then look no further.

We live in a cool house and would love to find people who love nsa, drama free fun with good people devoid of drama, b/s, diseases or games.

It's just good sex with good people.

She's 42, petite with a great body, very bi and loves pussy and toys. He's straight, 47, clean, sexy and love to watch her and partake of her with another woman. We've done this before but aren't too wild swingers.

We can host on Wed, Thurs or Friday nights if you are interested.

Send us a pic and we'll start the process.

They probably got a slew of responses. The people responding were skeptical at first, but after the picture exchange they realized that these people were harmless. They discussed the prospect of going to this swingers party with their partners, and they mutually agreed that they could at least go and check it out...that they didn't have to have sex.

The bad part is, every one else at this party decided the same thing.

So I'm including throwing a swingers party on my list of things I refuse to do sexually, because with my luck I'll end up the only one there...naked...on the internet.

What a bummer.