Self Inflicted Rape?

When you log onto XTube and you're not signed in it asks you what kind of content you would like to view today. This is the image that comes up:



Clearly being bisexual is what would make you happiest.

On to the post...

I just really haven't been up for watching porno. I write this blog at work, and frankly I have been over-stressed and swamped and headachey and generally not in the mood. But for everyone's sake I am forcing myself to update.

Is forcing myself to watch porn considered rape? Am I raping myself? I could use some roofies right now, I bet my headache would go away....

And speaking of rape, what is going on here???



I couldn't get any audio going on this clip, so I assume there is none. There was no description or anything, which means I am forced to speculate:

HER VAGINA MUST BE RANCID.

Sometimes stating the obvious is best.

Or maybe he's gay. But I guess that doesn't really make any sense, considering not only is he IN this situation.. but they're filming it. Then again, nothing in pornography makes any sense to me anymore after the last post. Maybe I should just leave it alone before it makes the brain tumor I'm convinced I have explode.

Then again, why am I trying to make sense of the world of porno, when there is this:




Good ol' nonsensical Porno!