90210 Worthy Art

I've been trying to find a way to bounce back from the scat entry. It's really hard to bounce back from people eating shit and vomiting and eating that too.

Luckily, I have some resourceful readers to help me in these dark days. Like Shaina, who is the little angel sent from heaven that found us the subject of today's post:

Microsoft Paint Porno!

This holds a special place in my heart, as I am known around these internet parts as "MS Painter Elite." No seriously, I am. I can't tell you how long it took me to jump on the Photoshop bandwagon because I loved Paint so much. I'll spare you my theories about Paint as a minimalist art movement in protest to the oversaturation of photo-rendering programs and the false ideal of perfection they present.

YEAH. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

This post is gonna be image heavy as fuck, cause 90% of these are worth writing about.


Horny Ravers go at it on the dance floor.

Clearly. I mean the disco ball and confetti ceiling are a staple at any rave. All jokes aside, I have to point out how awesome those stick-figures expressions are. Best line drawing rendering of porno face EVER.


Bizarre contortion - BARELY LEGAL!

I get the bizarre contortion part, and I am assuming they are barely legal by the lack of pubic hair on either party. Then I realized I just looked at that Paint drawing to see if it had pubic hair and I remembered how weird being me really is.


Blonde whore about to get it

She's balding and he has herpes. What a pair!


Dripping wet pussy stuffed full of cock

Not all of these are horrible. But I hate that her vagina drips lavender... Also I want to use his pubic hair as a pillow. IS THAT SO WRONG?


Happy Valentine's Day!

.... no thanks.



This guy knows how to rock!

I don't know what this has to do with rocking, but this is fucking brilliant. I could totally see this framed in the living room at Kelly Taylor from 90210's house. Like one of her drunk mom's ex boyfriends would have made that for her and she thought it was so rockin' that she framed it and hung it up. Yep.


Bitch gets fucked during her PERIOD

I know this is kinda unecessarily gross, but can someone make me a shirt of that girl doing the "OMG-blood-is-pooling-in-mid-air-next-to-my-vagina" dance?


Guy with dick ears visits doctor of perversion (Click for full size)

...say it with me now:

WTF??


Coffee monster gets taunts some chick with a COFFEE COCK!!

That coffee is totally gonna rape that chicken.



Doggy style anal butt slut

I posted that one not so much for the art and more for the title. Anal Butt Slut is officially my new favorite phrase.


Cock squirts all over her face

This is exactly how I envisioned my first blowjob when I was younger.


oh the horror

And this is pretty much how said first blowjob went. Her face is priceless.


But MSPaint porn doesn't stop there. They cover just about everything I've ever covered:

Bukkake


Toys


Orgies


Gay Porn


Scat


Alien


Dinosaur


Necrophilia


Hentai


And even things we haven't gotten to yet, like:

Beastiality


Watersports


Robots with penis teeth


um...Dark??


...Metaphysical?!?!?!...


yeah... i dont know
that rendered me punctuation and capitalization-less

Fan Art


I'm not as excited about this as I was at the beginning of the post.