THE UPDATE OF EPIC FAIL

This update fails in so many ways.

No preambles, let's just get right to it:

DIGIMON CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!

hooray?



Now, uh... a horse ejaculating through a building?


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Some horrible stuff I saw on FurBid, the Furry Ebay

Male Tiger rapes Female Panther.... I wouldn't exactly call this RAPE:



Uh huh.

The artist says:

Low but dramatic color. Unique perspective and depth of field technique applied in the concept of the sketch. Treat yourself to something uncommon.

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AND FINALLY, a few randoms I have nothing to say about:






When you have a sub and this Toilet Brush attachment, you can make sure that your bathroom remains tidy and clean. This attachment is designed for the Humiliator Gag designed by Scott Paul. When attached to the end of it, your sub becomes an instant human toilet scrub. The white bristled brush is the same style of brush you'd find anywhere for toilet cleaning, only this time it's attached to a 5" rod so that your sub will be sure of what they're being told to do.


As an attachment to Scott Paul's Humiliator Gag, this device will turn your slave into a moving serving tray. You can place your favorite cocktail, appetizer or whatever you wish on the tray and have your sub deliver it personally. Imagine having them go back and forth with different items at your every beck and call. The tray is attached via a durable, light metal rod. The tray is 4" wide and has a removable rubber pad for easy cleaning. The attachment rod is 2" long.

Self Inflicted Rape?

When you log onto XTube and you're not signed in it asks you what kind of content you would like to view today. This is the image that comes up:



Clearly being bisexual is what would make you happiest.

On to the post...

I just really haven't been up for watching porno. I write this blog at work, and frankly I have been over-stressed and swamped and headachey and generally not in the mood. But for everyone's sake I am forcing myself to update.

Is forcing myself to watch porn considered rape? Am I raping myself? I could use some roofies right now, I bet my headache would go away....

And speaking of rape, what is going on here???



I couldn't get any audio going on this clip, so I assume there is none. There was no description or anything, which means I am forced to speculate:

HER VAGINA MUST BE RANCID.

Sometimes stating the obvious is best.

Or maybe he's gay. But I guess that doesn't really make any sense, considering not only is he IN this situation.. but they're filming it. Then again, nothing in pornography makes any sense to me anymore after the last post. Maybe I should just leave it alone before it makes the brain tumor I'm convinced I have explode.

Then again, why am I trying to make sense of the world of porno, when there is this:




Good ol' nonsensical Porno!