The above photo is a trophy wall of items retrieved from various rectums that is kept on the wall of a Russian Hospital.
YES, THAT IS A COFFEE MUG.
The posting process for this blog usually goes like this:
1. I find one thing randomly that I deem post-worthy. This random item usually dictates the theme for the post.
2. I then search for related items.
By following that pattern, naturally today's post should end with a slew of coffee mug related videos.
RIGHT? WRONG.
You know why? Because even though I had my pick of THOUSANDS of videos of dudes pissing into coffee mugs and drinking it, I decided not to go there.
Instead, I found something far. more. disturbing.
THE BUTTERBATH TUBMASTER
When I first noticed the "butter" tag on Xtube, I assumed I would find about a billion videos of butter being used as lube. And I did. With one, very notable, exception:
Now, I don't expect you to sit through eight and a half minutes of this guy rubbing butter all over himself (he goes through 2 tubs!) and then running a bath. I don't even really recommend it, unless you think you can gain some elusive spiritual understanding from it. I just want you to watch the first couple minutes, because LOOK AT HOW CREEPY THIS GUY IS:
That's a face that says "I actually want to smother you in butter until you can't breathe anymore then I want to roll your buttered corpse around in some flour then deep fry you and wear your fried skin as a jacket."
One more thing....
I watched a 9 minute video of someone's testicles that had been infused with 7 litres of saline before I realized there was no embed code. Since I can't share the horror of the video with you, I screencapped:
Just for you!
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