Robin Hood was a Hottie

DISCLAIMER: I want to take a moment out now to say that I don't intend on making fun of Furries as a whole. As with any fetish, there are bits and pieces of it that are hilarious and that's exactly what I am going to focus on here with furries.

In fact, I would like to also provide this link to a transcipt of the old MTV show Sex2k that introduced me to Furries. It's amazingly interesting and educational:

http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/press/sex2k/

I won't lie, there's a whole lot of that transcript that's hilarious too. Like the whole conversation the guy has with his mom.

Marilyn>> OKAY, SO TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR VISION FOR YOUR FUTURE? HOW DOES IT INCORPORATE YOUR FURRINESS? HOW WILL YOU DO THAT? WHAT WILL IT LOOK LIKE?

Yote>> IT'S THE SAME--

Marilyn>> OKAY, LET'S PRETEND-- LET'S PRETEND THAT THIS IS THE SAME DAY OF THE WEEK TEN YEARS FROM NOW. WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE?

Yote>> VIRTUALLY THE SAME THINGS PROBABLY. I DON'T KNOW.

Marilyn>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "VIRTUALLY THE SAME THINGS"? YOU'RE GOING TO BE SITTING IN FRONT OF THE VIDEO--

Yote>> WORK, WORK, WORK.

Marilyn>> WHAT IS YOUR WORK GOING TO BE, MICHAEL? WHAT DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AS DOING, MICHAEL? WHAT DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AS DOING?

Yote>> I DON'T KNOW.

Marilyn>> DO YOU SEE YOURSELF SERVING UP HAMBURGERS AT McDONALD'S?

Yote>> I HAVE TO GO OUT AND DO THINGS AND FIND OUT WHAT I LIKE. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. ALL I'VE DONE IS SCHOOL ALL MY LIFE, MOM. HOW CAN I TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE RIGHT NOW?

Marilyn>> [sighs]

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Furries are fucking intriguing. And after all the research I have done, I can honestly say that them dressing in full animal costumes for sexual pleasure is totally the least interesting thing about them.

I can admire a fetish community that is just that, a community. It makes me wonder if the Scat community has created the same sort of world for themselves, albeit a much more private one. (I feel an all-scat entry coming on. But I'm afraid doing one might catapult me into early retirement from the porn blogging business.)

Really, the world of Furries is a complicated one. I run a real risk of boring you to death with all I have learned, (especially since they have such an extensive Fur-cabulary...I did not make that up...that they have their own WikiFur), so it might be best to just get to what I found to be the truly comical side of Furry Fandom.

FURRIES HAVE THEIR OWN EBAY.

It's called FurBuy. It's pretty sparse as far as content at first glance, and extremely difficult to navigate (particularly if you have no interest in creating an account. Although I ended up making one when I saw that someone was selling a Nintendo DS for $75. But then I was looking at the DVDs for sale and the only one on there was the Robin Hood animated Disney cartoon and I went into a panic because when I was younger I thought the fox from that cartoon was hot and I was afraid that maybe I was a Furrie. Then I remembered that I don't want to have sex with anyone in a mascot uniform. I think. Eeeeek!)

But FurBuy gets really interesting once you start browsing the artwork selection. For $15 and up, you too can own any one of these VERY DISTURBING PIECES:









THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HIPPO??



That doesn't look anything like a Hippo?!?



Nice braids...

Now, I am a little bummed because a few days ago there was a print of "Velociraptor laying eggs during intercourse" for sale, but I guess the auction ended.

Luckily, the dog penis bookmarks are still available:



1 day, 3 hours left guys!






p.s. The Pron feels justified in thinking the fox from Robin Hood was hot. His swagger was right and his game was tight!

Fucking my ex-girlfriend while making her bark like a dog

The title of today's entry is the title of the video we will be viewing today.

No, seriously. This guy is fucking his ex girlfriend while making her bark like a dog:



First off I would like to tell you guys that I type this blog up while I'm at work. Meaning I watch porno at work, (meaning that the people from yesterday's post have the right idea cause I can watch their videos all day long on full blast and it just sounds like I have really eclectic taste in music), and I sit RIGHT NEXT TO THE PRINTER. At any given moment I could be watching this man fucking his ex girlfriend while making her bark like a dog and get caught. Does that make this video more exciting to watch?

No.

A lot can be said about this video, and luckily the poster of this video wrote us up a little synopsis:

LOL Well you know a lot of people ask me....."Hey AleXxX how do you get the chicks to always swallow?" or "How do you get a chick to do this or do that?" Well the answer is to be the dominant one in the bedroom ... And as you can see in this clip...if you can get your girlfriend to bark during sex (and on camera no less) then I don't there is anything you CAN'T GET her to do .... Hope that helps =) On a side noter this is a 100% amateur scene and something I just did out of the spur of the moment and I love the fact that she fights me on the topic and then caves as I put my cock deep into her pussy...I then love it as she moans out of pleasure...that wonderful mix of pain and pleasure...this could easily be one of my favorite moments...enjoy and remember you can always see more at AleXxXWild.com

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I don't know about any of you other girls out there, but:

IF I'M ALREADY FUCKING WHAT LOOKS TO BE NICK CARTER CIRCA FIRST ALBUM BACKSTREET BOYS IF HE LIVED IN LAGUNA BEACH AND SHAVED HIS HEAD AS PART OF HIS HAZING TO GET INTO THE SPUR POSSE ON CAMERA THEN I'M PROBABLY DOWN FOR FAR MORE THAN JUST BARKING LIKE A DOG!

I know I'm sort of repeating the point he made already, but do you think his "dominance" in the bedroom had anything to do with it? Alex..or AlexXx, makes it seem like if you can get a girl to bark during sex you can get her to do anything, but I think it's more like once you have overcome the hurdle of getting her to fuck you on camera so you can post it online...barking is probably the least of her worries.

Anyway, I will stop splitting hairs here.

I love this video, because I love this girl. I've been in an awkward sexual situation or two, but this girl by far wins. The way she handles it is AMAZING:

Boy: You're gonna fucking BARK
Girl: (rolls eyes) barking.

Seriously, she didn't even skip a beat. And I like to think that she is that witty, and not the more likely reason of her having gone through the awkward on camera beginners sadomasochism sex before.

It's subtle, how she shows who is REALLY in charge here. He may sound "threatening" and even a little dominant, but she is the one who is really in control...and he knows it.

You know how I can tell? Because he went to all the trouble to indicate that this is his EX-girlfriend. Making it sound like he posted this video for sweet sweet revenge on the dumb girl who he used and who probably dumped him puts him back in the driver's seat. But all it takes is a roll of the eyes and a sarcastic "barking" about 4 minutes in to show me whats really going on.

I give this video a C for just being kind dumb but that girl gets an A for sure. There seems to be a "Barking Orgins" video available, and I am excited to revisit with quick-witted barking girl very soon!


p.s. thanks to Shaina for the heads up on this video!