Rule 34

RULE 34:

If it exists, there is porn of it.

No exceptions.

This is the golden rule of the internet, the Ten Commandments of this blog, and a very unfortunate thing indeed:

Here are some of my favorite, random, can-only-be-explained-with-Rule-34 images:

 

John's freaky penis nipples are the worst part about that drawing.

Charlotte's Web porn, because I like ruining everything you loved as a child.

Jesus?

With the right frame, this painting could work in my living room...

Also, I left out a smorgasbord of Simpsons porno because people who draw Simpsons porno have very vivid imaginations and I am pretty sure the stuff they are drawing is illegal even in Japan.

Festive!

I...


I just needed you guys to see that.

We're all juicy inside

What you are about to see here required me to create two new tags: Brain Bleach and Eye Bleach.  Why? Because you will definitely wish for someone to invent those products immediately after watching this.

Note: IF you can make it all the way to end, it's actually kind of hilarious.  My advice is to focus on how amazing the song is until the funny starts happening.  It worked for me, and I watched it like three times.

Have fun!

I Love The Fishes


Here is a preview if you are nervous about clicking:

Pumped

Hey kids. I'm sick, but luckily what I'm going to post today doesn't really require a lot of commentary.

But I HAVE to ask:

WHY ARE PEOPLE INCLINED TO 'PUMP' THEIR GENITALS??





Ok, that's all I wanted to know.

THANKS

Can internet get any weirder?

So someone had an erotic reaction to 9/11, and they made a video about it.

And a song.

Jerking off to the WTC

:/

We Will Never Forget

I went to a show called "Fucked up and illegal videos" this weekend. It was basically a comedy show that revolved around every video you thought was funny like 3 months ago..(uh, there are seriously people out there who are JUST BARELY seeing Chocolate Rain for the first time. Ridiculous.)

Overall the show was pretty shitty, but they did show the video I am about to show you now. I don't know if this video made the show better. In fact, when I watch this video, I forget everything I know.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...9/11 porn, aka FLESH:



Yeah I know...it's less porn and more WTF.

The director is trying to make a statement here, but I have no fucking clue what it was. It's loud, but it ain't clear.

One last thing: you know that confusing piece of shit cost like $100,000 to make. Someone pay me $100,000 and I'll dedicate my life to interpreting that video for you.