It's so...whimsical.

This blog is a blog of firsts, my friends. I hope not just for me, but for my dear readers as well. Every time I embark on a new post it's like I'm fucking Frodo from Lord of The Rings and I have this bad porn burden that I need to unleash onto the world. This Lil Porno Mine: The Land of Unwanted Discovery, if you will.

But this time, I'm on the fence.

Let me explain:

Snow White and The Seven Dwarves seems like a hole in one (no pun intended) porn parody. So when I stumbled upon this foreign Snow White porno, I was prepared to be bored out of my mind with the obvious. Seven minutes later I found myself with only one word to describe what I was seeing...WHIMSICAL.

Yes. WHIMSICAL.

Even though I was watching the worst actress I had ever seen being taught how to masturbate with what looks like some sort of root by a Dwarf, I was enchanted. Even though I knew that I was going to eventually see a little person orgy, I was still smiling.

This porn kind of blew me away, in a good way. The sets were elaborate, they had actual editing (even though it's not amazing, it's more than I can say for most of the stuff I post here), there is appropriate music, and they actually stayed as true to their source material as a porno parody of a beloved children's tale could.

I am impressed. Take a look for yourselves... I know it's long, but I promise it's worth it. At least let the badly translated dialogue amuse you: